Quotes

If everything is coming your way, ur in the wrong lane of traffic!!

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

As a long suffering engineer i can only wish that Newton had been sitting under a coconut tree.

The trouble with being punctual is that there is no one to appreciate it.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.....

Who says NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE?...I have done NOTHING in the past 24 years and believe me... its POSSIBLE!!

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Light travels faster than sound ....is that why some people appear to brighter until they open their mouth

I am not completely useless .. I can be used as a bad example.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

Success is a relative term...more the success, more the relatives

Divorce: future tense of marriage

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Inspiring Quotes

Falling down is not defeat, Defeat is when you refuse to get up.

The ship is always safe at the shore, but that is not what it is built for.

It is your attitude, not your aptitude that will eventually determine the altitude you will achieve.

Gods delays are not gods denials.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
~ Robert Orben

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
~ Agatha Christie

Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
~ Salvador Dali

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
~ Joseph Heller

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball

Cheer up! The worst is yet to come!
~ Mark Twainya

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
-- Rudyard Kipling

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
-- Doug Larson

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips

Never start with doubt but never come 2 trust completely either.....

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-- Steven Wright


Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
-- John Wooden

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong (How to Save Your Own Life, 1977)

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)


If you can't convince them, confuse them.....

Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who angers you conquers you.
Elizabeth Kenny

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel,
and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
Leo Rosten

Failing to plan is planning to fail.
Effie Jones

Experience is not what happens to a man.
It is what a man does with what happens to him.
Aldous Huxley